I don't even know if absolution is a word. But that's beside the point. This post is, of course, about how I've been a slacker blogger and must be absolved of any guilt that I felt over going three months between posts (minimal) and how much I like hip hop (alot).
So, yes, haven't been blogging. But I have other things to feel guilty about. Serious things. Actually, I feel the need to air my dirt laundry here in this public forum.
Current Sins for which Heiderhead needs to be Absolved:
1. Forgetting my favorite bro-in-law's birthday. He's modest and didn't mention it. AND graciously answered my week late birthday felicitations(another made up word?)phone call.
2. Eating far too many cashews.
3. Secretly thinking I am a much better driver than most of Texas.
4. Avoiding recent social gatherings that would be optimal for networking necessary for facilitation of dating and friendships.
5. Imagining how great it would feel to VIOLENTLY put my Micheal Scott-esque supervisor in his place.
6. Being lustful.
7. Buying more shoes.
8. Preoccupying myself with shallow endeavors like watching the Bachelor on the internet and listening to hip hop.
Hip hop! I am addicted to hip hop. I don't know why. Perhaps becacuse I grew up in Utah, clearly not the most diverse of environs. I never consistently listened to it before moving and so now I am making up for the absence. Whatever. It makes sense that I would like it. It's dancy music and I am a dancy person. Just the way I roll.
7 comments:
You are nuts, and I love you to death. Woman - how in the hellish ways did we ever loose contact.
Hook a sister up with some love.
Jen - hermana o'weste
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FRIEND!! You remembered you have a blog!! As I read of you enjoying your hiphop, I sit here and picture you driving (better than most of Texas) and car dancing, a talent far above any other. I LOVES YA!!
Mmmmm... Cashews. I love it when I go to your blog fully expecting the same picture that has been there for three months to show up and there is something NEW!
As I read your list I thought to my self, 'absolved, absolved, absolved, GO TO THOSE SOCIAL GATHERINGS!, absolved, absolved, absolved, I hope she makes me a cd.'
How in the world have I never known that you had a blog until now? I was really excited and then saw that your latest post was a confession of being a hip hop freak. *sigh*
I'm just going to go back to the ideal mental picture I have of you sitting around listening to showtunes all day.
All these people just waiting for you to write!! I just watched the diving bell and butterfly on sat so came on over to tell you what I think. I love that he was going to write a book about the revenge of women but ending up writing about being loved/saved/mothered by women at the very last. sometimes the french art movie house direction got to me but that's maybe just being I grew up in the American Hollywood school of movies. Saw Holly's homecoming talk yesterday. She was beautiful and spiritual and funny. She held the audience captive and you will have so much to talk about I bet! Hope to see you in June maybe?
Well, Stanley did #5, and it worked out for him. Sort of.
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