Absolution

I don't even know if absolution is a word. But that's beside the point. This post is, of course, about how I've been a slacker blogger and must be absolved of any guilt that I felt over going three months between posts (minimal) and how much I like hip hop (alot).
So, yes, haven't been blogging. But I have other things to feel guilty about. Serious things. Actually, I feel the need to air my dirt laundry here in this public forum.

Current Sins for which Heiderhead needs to be Absolved:
1. Forgetting my favorite bro-in-law's birthday. He's modest and didn't mention it. AND graciously answered my week late birthday felicitations(another made up word?)phone call.
2. Eating far too many cashews.
3. Secretly thinking I am a much better driver than most of Texas.
4. Avoiding recent social gatherings that would be optimal for networking necessary for facilitation of dating and friendships.
5. Imagining how great it would feel to VIOLENTLY put my Micheal Scott-esque supervisor in his place.
6. Being lustful.
7. Buying more shoes.
8. Preoccupying myself with shallow endeavors like watching the Bachelor on the internet and listening to hip hop.

Hip hop! I am addicted to hip hop. I don't know why. Perhaps becacuse I grew up in Utah, clearly not the most diverse of environs. I never consistently listened to it before moving and so now I am making up for the absence. Whatever. It makes sense that I would like it. It's dancy music and I am a dancy person. Just the way I roll.